Friday, June 29, 2012

Fight

We waited for Daniel in the park, as planned. When he got there, we saw that the Samurai had also appeared.
FIGURES.
We followed them to the clearing where Ren was waiting. They spoke for a bit, before the Samurai attacked Daniel.
TRYING TO ELIMINATE HIM A LITTLE EARLY, AREN'T WE WOODY?
I teleported between the two of them and warned the Samurai that if he continued his assault, I would give control to HELLFIRE. He didn't stop, so I had no choice. HELLFIRE took over.
AND WHAT A GOOD TIME I HAD.
I am admittedly a horrible fighter. HELLFIRE, on the other hand, is good. Really good. It held it's own against the Samurai until Daniel decided to join the fight. And when that happened, HELLFIRE, turned and started attacking Ren.
I'M FIRE, HE'S PLANT. ACCORDING TO POKEMON, THE ODDS WERE IN MY FAVOR.
Ren was still strong, despite his disadvantage. HELLFIRE eventually wore him down. Then we noticed Daniel stomping on the Wooden Girl's face.
YEAH, THAT WAS AMUSING.
Then the Samurai tackled Daniel. I seized control of the body again and grab the Samurai. I teleported him to the Temecula mall and left him there. I returned to find that Daniel was now carrying his friend Tony home.
THEY MAKE A CUTE COUPLE.
Shut up HELLFIRE!! Anyway, we waited outside Tony's house, until we noticed him. One of the Tall One's servants was watching them. We kept an eye on him. He vanished through a portal at one point. I managed to teleport through the portal before it closed and followed him to his base without being noticed.
IT'S ABOUT TIME WE FOUND THAT PLACE.
We're going to wait outside the base until we get a chance to steal the box from them.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Clue

Daniel's going to the pond park tomorrow.
ABOUT TIME WE GOT SOME LEADS.
The plan is to go there, wait for him to show, follow him home, watch his house and wait for the proxies to show up, then follow them to their base and steal the box.
SOUNDS EASY WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT.
One big problem is that He's going to the park to find the Thorned Prince.
I HATE THAT GUY.
I'm really hoping we don't get into any trouble with this guy. He's not the kind of person you want to piss off.

Monday, June 25, 2012

WHERE IS HE?

WHY CAN"T WE FIND THEM? WHERE ARE THEY HIDING? WE MUST FIND THAT BOX QUICKLY! WE REQUIRE THE SECRETS WITHIN IT IN ORDER TO CONQUER OUR ADVERSARIES!
What secrets does it hold? What are you talking about? How are we going to defeat anyone with a jewelry box?
HURRY UP AND FIND IT SO THAT YOU CAN LEARN FOR YOURSELF!
I don't get any of this. And it's not exactly easy to find people in this town.
LOOK HARDER!
You're driving me insane! Would you just shut the f@&k up and stop censoring me!
GET THE JOB DONE OR I'LL DO THIS ON MY OWN!!
You need me more than I need you!

Sunday, June 24, 2012

The Samurai

I encountered him earlier.
THAT ANNOYING BASTARD.
Okay, seriously HELLFIRE, stop with the messages. Can't I just do one post without you interrupting me?
NO
Okay, I ran into him in town earlier. He is a servant of the Wooden Girl. While I was in the service of the Game Master, I was forced to learn as much as I could about her and her servants. The Samurai is one of her best. I don't know the full full details about him. Few do. He's at least 300 years old, and his true name is a mystery. He's gone by countless names in the past. I knew him as Hiroshi Isamu. I guess he's changed it since then.
GEE, YOU THINK!?
I approached him on the street.
"Hiroshi," I said. "That's you, right?"
"Which one are you?" He asked me.
"Estren," I replied. "HELLFIRE is dormant at the moment."
"What do you want?" He asked.
"I'm curios about what your business is here," I replied.
"I could ask the same of you," He said.
"I'm looking for something," I said. "And Daniel Ferris is the person who can lead me to it."
"Daniel lives around here?" He asked.
"Somewhere in this town, yes," I replied. "I'm not sure exactly where, though. What about you?"
"The Mistress informed me that Ren is in the area," He said. "I have orders to eliminate him."
"And you're comfortable killing your old friend?" I asked.
"It's him or me," He replied. "You understand what it's like serving the Fears. I can't say I wish to kill him, and if it weren't for her orders, I wouldn't."
"Why does she consider Ren to be such a threat?" I asked. "I thought the Tall One was the only one he wished to kill."
"You understand so little about this war," He said, getting up and walking away. "And it's not Hiroshi anymore. It's Akihiko Hideo."
As he was leaving, HELLFIRE's voice came into my head.
What are you to do? The best servants of the Wooden Girl and Plague Doctor are about to duke it out here. Do you think this town will survive such a battle?
"I don'y know," I said. "Right now, I just want to find that box. If the Samurai or Thorned Prince interfere, then I'll deal with them. But I'll cross that bridge when and if we come to it."
Suit yourself. It's usually better to take preemptive action.
i STAND BY THAT OPINION
I suppose I should explain a bit about Ren. He was an old friend of The Samurai and Malkator. At some point, he had a thorn from the Bleeding Tree stabbed into his right arm. The Plague Doctor was somehow able to merge the thorn into his body. He now possesses the ability to turn his arm into wood and expand in indefinitely. He can also grow bark, thorns, vines, roots, and leaves whenever he needs them.
HE IS A DANGEROUS ADVERSARY. WE SHOULD KEEP AND EYE OUT FOR HIM IF YOU WISH TO COMPLETE OUR MISSION.
I'm going to log off now before HELLFIRE takes control of my fingertips again. Bye.

Friday, June 22, 2012

I Hate Google Maps

Well, I made it to Murrieta. Or Temecula. I'm not completely sure. These two towns are literally right next to each other.
SERIOUSLY, YOU COULD CROSS THE STREET AND END UP IN THE NEXT TOWN. IT'S RIDICULOUS.
HELLFIRE and I are going to keep searching for Daniel. If we find him, we'll be able to find the proxies who are watching him.
THAT'S THE PLAN, ANYWAY.
The problem is, Daniel's been really vague about his exact location in his blog.
WHICH HAS PROVEN TO BE RATHER ANNOYING SO FAR.
I know what he looks like from his YouTube videos, so at least we have something to go on.
THIS IS STILL GOING TO TAKE A WHILE.
Normally, I'd just track him down using my mask. It serves as a computer of sorts, with a few useful capabilities.
ALONG WITH ONE OR TWO LIMITATIONS.
It can normally track people down, but for some reason that function doesn't seem to be working quite right.
SOMETHING IS INTERFERING.
So we're going to try and find Dan and his followers, and we'll try and get the jewelry box from them.
AND THEN ALL THE KNOWLEDGE WE NEED WILL BE IN OUR POSSESSION.
HELLFIRE wants the box as much as I do. Whatever's inside of it must be important.
IMPORTANT INDEED.
Something's not right.
GEE, YA' THINK?
I'm feeling some kind of darkness looming over this town.
PERHAPS IT'S THE SOURCE OF THE INTERFERENCE?
Even HELLFIRE isn't sure what it is.
I WISH I DID.
We'll have to look into it.
YES.
I'll update later. Goodbye for now.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Daniel

A little while ago, I traveled with a man named Benjamin Malkator.
OH, I LOVE THIS STORY
He saved my life when the store I operated exploded, and accepted the responsibility of protecting me while it was being repaired.
HE ACTUALLY LIVED INSIDE THE STORE, SO HE HAD NOWHERE ELSE TO GO
Anyway, while we were traveling together, another member of our party, Myrir (Who Malkator was madly in love with, despite the fact that she's like, five years older than him) became aware of something.
TELL THEM WHAT THAT SOMETHING WAS!
This all took place during a tournament st up by my former master. Throughout the tournament, Malkator was becoming increasingly aggressive and morbid. Myrir realized what was happening before any of us.
SHE REALLY IS OBSERVANT.
HELLFIRE had taken up residance in Malkator's soul, and was slowly but surely increasing the darkness in his heart, until the light was too dim to protect him from HELLFIRE's control.
I ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT TOO.
I did the only thing I could. I pulled HELLFIRE from Malkator's heart and lock it within my own. It was the only way to save my friend.
FRIENDS? THAT'S CUTE!
I've since had HELLFIRE inside of my heart. I'm able to keep it suppressed most of the time, but there are instances when it gains control. Not to mention it won't let me swear.
I DON'T LIKE FOUL LANGUAGE. IS THAT A PROBLEM?
Anyway, I had already been reading these kinds of blogs for a while before meeting him, but He introduced me to this blog titled Daniel & Friends.
WHICH I THINK IS A SILLY NAME FOR SOMEONE IN HIS SHOES TO NAME A BLOG.
Malkator has taken an interest in this person. I don't know why though.
I TOTALLY DO!
Apparently HELLFIRE (which is what this piece of the Dying Man calls itself) knows why Daniel is so important, but it won't tell me. He did propose something, though.
I DO HAVE SOME PRETTY GOOD IDEAS, DON'T I?
The deity known as Slender Man used on of it's servants to steal a jewelry box. I don't know what's inside of it or why Slender Man wants it, but HELLFIRE tells me that the answers are in that box.
AND THAT"S WHY YOU"LL BE GETTING IT.
I vaguely recall my schizophrenic mother telling me that it's never a good idea to trust the voices in my head. She'd be ashamed of me right now.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Dark flames

I am the Eight Of Clubs. Although, I suppose I might as well abandoned that title now. I and Estren Saltown.
AND I AM THE DARKNESS WITHIN HIM
I've decided to start a blog to keep track of the occurrences in my new life.
I AM HELLFIRE
I was recently reintroduced to the world after a long absence. I've been in the service a man called The Game Master, but I was freed from his rule.
ONLY TO SERVE A DIFFERENT FIEND
It's going to take a while to adapt. The world has truly changed since I last saw it.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THINGS HAVE CHANGED
This may sound odd, but I'm actually several centuries old. I don't remember my exact age, so I made up a fake birthday when I made this blog.
YES, JANUARY FIRST OF NINETY ONE SEEMS BELIEVABLE ENOUGH, DOESN'T IT?
I'm going to try to blend in with society as well as I can, but it won't be easy.
IT NEVER IS
You all probably think I'm insane. You can go ahead and have your opinions. They don't bother me.
BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW THEY'RE WRONG, RIGHT ESTREN?
I am not a normal person. The Game Master chose me to become something more. I have left his service, but that doesn't change that I am a demon.
A DEMON MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL THESE MISERABLE WORMS
And to make it worse, another demon lives within my heart.
A GOD AMONG DEMONS!!!
My name is Estren Saltown, and I am possessed by the Dying Man.