I'm Amy! I'm the lesbian that Estren owns. He's doing some weird undercover stuff with Malkator, so he's asked me to transcribe this diary onto his blog. I'm a lot lazier than him, so I'm just gonna summarize most of it.
Okay, after getting caught up with what's been posted so far, Garrot is sent out on a long boat with Isiore, Keursio, Jack, and these two other guys named Leonard Ferris and Atticus Merle. They were supposed to be looking for the sword, but Garrot convinced the others that they should try escaping, and they left. Then they wound up in some place and found a group of cultists. The cultist attempted to open a portal to hell, and Keursio got trapped on the other side. Isiore got outrage and killed most of the other cultists, then she left searching for a way to get to Keursio. So Garrot and the others took the only surviving cultist and went in a different direction, hoping to eventually find his way back to Japan. At some point, Leonard Ferris had a baby with the surviving cultist. Then they met a man with the devil's hand, who made them an offer. He said that he could give the newborn child the ability to steal the powers of the gods and use them for its own. So Leonard, apparently having been haunted for years, shook the man's hand.
Okay, Malkator and Estren just got in, so I'm gonna sign off for now. later.
Monday, August 13, 2012
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
I Can Haz Lesbian
I found her in a bar the other night. I am of course referring to the Emissary who attacked me and Malkator earlier. She was making out with another girl at one of the tables. I was tempted to stand there and watch for a bit, but I reminded myself I had business to do, and walked over to her.
Me; Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt you, but We need to talk.
The Emissary; ugh, fine. I see you in a bit, babe.
The Other Chick; Okay.
TE; What is it?
ME; You work for my former master, the Game Master.
TE; You just used the word master twice in one sentence.
ME; I know. Listen, I'm willing to make a bargain with you if you'll stop working for him.
TE; How much would you be willing to offer?
ME; What sounds reasonable to you?
She wrote a number down on a piece of paper and showed me. It was a lot. I didn't have that much on me, but I was sure that I could get the money easily with my dealing experience.
ME; I don't have that kind of money, but I can get it in a matter of days if you're willing to give me the time.
TE; I want it now.
ME; Well, I can probably get it sooner if that's what you want.
TE; Anything later than immediately isn't soon enough for me.
ME; Oh w
I reached for the deck of cards in my jacket pocket.
ME; If you won't make a deal with me, can you at least do the honor of having a casual game of five-card-stud with me? I haven't played in a while. You can your friend to join us if you want.
TE; Okay.
She called the other chick over and we played for quite a while. As a former servant of the Game Master, I'm pretty good when it comes to games. However, I downplayed my luck some and allowed her to win more often than me. I needed to let her gain some confidence before I executed my plan. After a while, her friend left to get some more drinks, at which point I made my final offer.
ME; Let's do a round with just the two of us, and if I win, you'll work for me instead of the Game Master.
TE; And if I win?
I reached into a large pocket in the inside-back of my jacket and pulled my mask out.
ME; This mask is worn my the Game Master's closest servants, the Cards. He almost never gives them to his emissaries. They can track people down, connect a laptop to the internet from virtually anywhere, and they and access almost any corner of the internet with the exception of porn sites. You can't use them to post things online, but I's say the powers it has are pretty good, wouldn't you say?
TE; I'd say I'm impressed, but I'm not.
ME; Did I mention it can see through clothes?
TE; WHAT!!??
ME; Well, that's honestly a bit of an exaggeration. It can see through some fabrics, but it does have a few imitations.
TE; Good enough for me!
And then I won. You see, when I was a Card, I learn that what can't be bought can easily be won. And that goes for loyalty as well.
TE; Okay then, I'll keep up my end of the bargain, Master.
ME; Wait, Master?
TE; That's the deal now, right? You're my Master now. I have to do what you want. You basically own me the same way the Game Master did. I belong to you, and you alone.
So, I now own a Lesbian. SWEET!!!
Me; Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt you, but We need to talk.
The Emissary; ugh, fine. I see you in a bit, babe.
The Other Chick; Okay.
TE; What is it?
ME; You work for my former master, the Game Master.
TE; You just used the word master twice in one sentence.
ME; I know. Listen, I'm willing to make a bargain with you if you'll stop working for him.
TE; How much would you be willing to offer?
ME; What sounds reasonable to you?
She wrote a number down on a piece of paper and showed me. It was a lot. I didn't have that much on me, but I was sure that I could get the money easily with my dealing experience.
ME; I don't have that kind of money, but I can get it in a matter of days if you're willing to give me the time.
TE; I want it now.
ME; Well, I can probably get it sooner if that's what you want.
TE; Anything later than immediately isn't soon enough for me.
ME; Oh w
I reached for the deck of cards in my jacket pocket.
ME; If you won't make a deal with me, can you at least do the honor of having a casual game of five-card-stud with me? I haven't played in a while. You can your friend to join us if you want.
TE; Okay.
She called the other chick over and we played for quite a while. As a former servant of the Game Master, I'm pretty good when it comes to games. However, I downplayed my luck some and allowed her to win more often than me. I needed to let her gain some confidence before I executed my plan. After a while, her friend left to get some more drinks, at which point I made my final offer.
ME; Let's do a round with just the two of us, and if I win, you'll work for me instead of the Game Master.
TE; And if I win?
I reached into a large pocket in the inside-back of my jacket and pulled my mask out.
ME; This mask is worn my the Game Master's closest servants, the Cards. He almost never gives them to his emissaries. They can track people down, connect a laptop to the internet from virtually anywhere, and they and access almost any corner of the internet with the exception of porn sites. You can't use them to post things online, but I's say the powers it has are pretty good, wouldn't you say?
TE; I'd say I'm impressed, but I'm not.
ME; Did I mention it can see through clothes?
TE; WHAT!!??
ME; Well, that's honestly a bit of an exaggeration. It can see through some fabrics, but it does have a few imitations.
TE; Good enough for me!
And then I won. You see, when I was a Card, I learn that what can't be bought can easily be won. And that goes for loyalty as well.
TE; Okay then, I'll keep up my end of the bargain, Master.
ME; Wait, Master?
TE; That's the deal now, right? You're my Master now. I have to do what you want. You basically own me the same way the Game Master did. I belong to you, and you alone.
So, I now own a Lesbian. SWEET!!!
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